Dan’s Liveshow 25.08.14
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
YOUNG ALL TIME LOW PHOTOSHOOTS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE EXAMPLES OF THIS INCLUDE
WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE
WHY THE GOAT WAS IT REALLY NEEDED
WHAT HAS BOWLING GOT TO DO WITH UR BAND
WHAT DOES THIS ONE EVEN FUCKIN MEAN
i can’t tell if he got the lyrics wrong or we have been getting the lyrics wrong this whole time
brb reevaluating my life
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
So, I read this article that said that Stiles is actually a werewolf. After almost 4 seasons, I asked myself which show I’m watching.
WHAT?! He’s the only human! Ahahahah
THIS IS SO CUTE
he doesnt give her the game ball he catches one and gives her the ball in his other hand you can see the one he caught still in his glove
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0
his name is Hamlet
fandoms can actually burn up in flames just by hearing certain words
hummus: there goes the troyler fandom
valentine’s day: whoops bye phandom
vow: the sherlockians just exploded
las vegas: phandom again
say soon and the troyler fandom will go up in flames screaming why
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
I didn’t know that’s what demisexual meant all this time! Thank you for teaching me :)
Teen Wolf at Comic-Con 2014! Tyler Posey, Dylan O’Brien, Tyler Hoechlin, Holland Roden, and Dylan Sprayberry!
Watch the video at http://goo.gl/VB8Cw0
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.